The Oppressed Peoples of Bajonkistan II is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 366 million Bajonkistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Bajonkistan IIian economy, worth 21.4 trillion bajookiebucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,483 bajookiebucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,161 per year while the poor average 8,354, a ratio of 30.8 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bajonkistan II's national animal is the Sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bajonkistan II is ranked 2,695^th in the world and 65^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 13,432.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.